Oh man, what the hell he 'bout to do? What the hell he 'bout to do right now? Oh, oh man, what the hell he 'bout to do? What the hell he 'bout to do right now? Fuck it, let's get it then Oh man, what the hell he 'bout to do? What the hell he 'bout to do right now? Oh, oh man, what the hell he 'bout to do? What the hell he 'bout to do right now?
[Verse 1] I got too much on my plate I second guess nothing for nothing I throw this rap out the window I'll make another like nothing We built this shit from the ground up I don't ask questions, I solve 'em I'll get some money, then I'll spend it But don't rap like I'm balling My time ain't nothing but now now My team been going from pow wows I'll give 'em shit so real, the DJ's 'bout to do triple salchows Yeah, I've been singing and rapping Rapping and singing and such I look around, these dudes be focused on their look like too much And I think it's time I calm it down just a little Just a little, just a little... nah, fuck it I don't believe in predictions, I just believe in conviction And since I quit all my bitching, I heard 'em all start to listen
Oh man, what the hell he 'bout to do? What the hell he 'bout to do right now? Oh, oh man, what the hell he 'bout to do? What the hell he 'bout to do right now? Fuck it, let's get it then Oh man, what the hell he 'bout to do? What the hell he 'bout to do right now? Oh, oh man, what the hell he 'bout to do? What the hell he 'bout to do right now?
Don't trip like KC and Jojo You know this bro goin' pro though I'll rock a jean jacket with a jean shirt and some jeans at the Soho I don't fit in with no genre I got some screws loose, it's true Pops got that snare, make you drop like when Kendrick go doo doo I made some boo boos to move you I guess that's how I got through, though My team ain't signing no papers This off the book, shout out joo joo I got some shit on my sleeve I got some dirt on my hands I got no yes men here around me that gon' say I'm the man So I think it's time I calm it down just a little Just a little, just a little... nah, fuck it I don't believe in no luck Like they don't believe 'til it's something I dreamt this all my sleep and never woke up to no buzzer I'm buggin
Oh man, what the hell he 'bout to do? What the hell he 'bout to do right now? Oh, oh man, what the hell he 'bout to do? What the hell he 'bout to do right now? Fuck it, let's get it then Oh man, what the hell he 'bout to do? What the hell he 'bout to do right now? Oh, oh man, what the hell he 'bout to do? What the hell he 'bout to do right now?
Bart Baker - All About That Bass Parody Şarkı Sözü
Because this song's all about being big, suck a dick, thin people If you are super thin super thin you're evil This catchy tune's message should have been we're equal But it shames thin women, thin women (me, me, me, men)
Yeah it's kind of clear, I like to eat food But I can write big hit songs and I can sing em too I see these skinny girls that get super famous So I say, hey why not Meghan Trainor?
I talk like I am black even though I am white I lived in the suburbs I've had a perfect life Still there's one thing bugs me, I don't know why But when I see good-looking skinny people I think they should die
Yeah, my mama she told me don't worry about your size But when I see thin women I want to gouge out their eyes Gouge out their eyeballs Gouge out their eyeballs When I hear Gwyneth Paltrow say oh my god, I feel so fat I want to beat in her pretty face with a baseball bat Woah!
Now all five of us will do this dumb dance this dumb dance We're dancing These girls need haircuts bad really bad We can't see Meghan give me a chance just one chance to rest please I hired you to dance damnit dance!
I'm bringing booty back Booty never left that statement is trash! Wow, I'm just playing, don't hate me cause I'm fat! You're actually normal Every inch of you is perfect, stop acting like a victim!
Yeah, my mama she told me that being big is sexy And that it turns on men which totally validates me Makes me feel pretty, makes me feel pretty I thought this song was supposed to be bout loving you for you It is Then why are you basing you self worth off of pleasing dudes?
Now let me reiterate it again if you're thin, you're a bitch That's totally not true and completely mindless I'm actually on my way to help the homeless Nice try but that can't be you're skinny
Meghan your single "All About That Bass" is a hit! It's platinum! It's time to lose some weight for your next pop anthem But I'm about that bass and that means I'm curvy That's why everyone like bout this song
Now Meghan do you wanna be a star or a one-hit wonder? If you don't lose some weight that would be a blunder To help you get in shape we've brought in a trainer It's time to get you ripped! Let's do this!
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Yeah, your mama might of told you don't worry about your size but in this cut throat industry, eh, your mamma don't know shit.
Baby -- nice! Oh that's sexy stuff right there.
I used to be all about that bass, bout that bass, no treble. But now thanks to TREBLE90X I am so all about that Treble.
I was just hating on skinny bitches because I was jealous. Now I am one.
It worked for Meghan and I know it will work for you too. So get off your pop star ass and call now.
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Domine... (4x) Question for the the maker...and it's...aw yeah? This the way it's supposed to be huh? Alright
SippinOn a glass of red wine Right before bedtime thinkinEverybody down here trippinIf you up there Upstairs This is Nina tellin' you to listen The vision I'm givin' everyday Life is dumpin' on us like a pigeon I get many enemies with this Forbes list But I get rid of energy from piss poor pricks Can I get to heaven all I get is threatened Every time I get more chips Gotta grip four fifths For the sick forces I gotta fight All of the night with cops, Crips Bloods with sore fists And them Nazi's wanna hem Hadji Up it ain't too many men godly Hideous so many cities bust in Ferguson to Libya, Benghazi Human equality never been a level playin' field Man it been wobbly So many circles of sin rob me That's why we go angel to grim Cosby's! Yellin' this to my superior Degrading of love is inferior Upon this earth a lot of people jerked around about 300,000 to Syria Are you serious? I could never think of burying my children p-p-period Nigeria, I'mma yell while I'm walking through this hell cause I'm furious! Zuse know what's up, he said you got to pack a toy But why you gotta let the bodies dropping at a coffee shop in Aussie (Aussie, Oi Oi Oi)
But around here, loving coco's the bomb Meanwhile so many people are taken out by the hands of Boko Haram Aw yeah?! They gotta suffer the penalty because of our education Nobody wanna say nothing but I gotta call it abomination Pissed off thinkin' what this cost What these babies blood drippin' for? So I say in Latin, listen Lord!
AUDIRE DOMINE! (AUDIRE DOMINE) AUDIRE DOMINE! (AUDIRE DOMINE) Only way people are gonna be able to kill off a demon is Pick up a gun and be ready to put it between him My nigga be screaminAUDIRE DOMINE! (AUDIRE DOMINE) No fear the only way Every day flatten the beast At least Anonymous is hacking for peace And yet we gotta bust cause we packing a piece Choke not another one of us for the snappin' police Who the hell a brother gonna trust when it's always dishonor Hate me like Obama And I ain't even gotta run and askin' you the question: God what about my Mama!
] Domine... (4x) Question for the the maker...and it's...aw yeah? This the way it's supposed to be huh? Alright
SippinOn a glass of red wine Right before bedtime thinkinEverybody down here trippinIf you up there Upstairs This is Nina tellin' you to listen The vision I'm givin' everyday Life is dumpin' on us like a pigeon I get many enemies with this Forbes list But I get rid of energy from piss poor pricks Can I get to heaven all I get is threatened Every time I get more chips Gotta grip four fifths For the sick forces I gotta fight All of the night with cops, Crips Bloods with sore fists And them Nazi's wanna hem Hadji Up it ain't too many men godly Hideous so many cities bust in Ferguson to Libya, Benghazi Human equality never been a level playin' field Man it been wobbly So many circles of sin rob me That's why we go angel to grim Cosby's! Yellin' this to my superior Degrading of love is inferior Upon this earth a lot of people jerked around about 300,000 to Syria Are you serious? I could never think of burying my children p-p-period Nigeria, I'mma yell while I'm walking through this hell cause I'm furious! Zuse know what's up, he said you got to pack a toy But why you gotta let the bodies dropping at a coffee shop in Aussie (Aussie, Oi Oi Oi)
But around here, loving coco's the bomb Meanwhile so many people are taken out by the hands of Boko Haram Aw yeah?! They gotta suffer the penalty because of our education Nobody wanna say nothing but I gotta call it abomination Pissed off thinkin' what this cost What these babies blood drippin' for? So I say in Latin, listen Lord!
AUDIRE DOMINE! (AUDIRE DOMINE) AUDIRE DOMINE! (AUDIRE DOMINE) Only way people are gonna be able to kill off a demon is Pick up a gun and be ready to put it between him My nigga be screaminAUDIRE DOMINE! (AUDIRE DOMINE) No fear the only way Every day flatten the beast At least Anonymous is hacking for peace And yet we gotta bust cause we packing a piece Choke not another one of us for the snappin' police Who the hell a brother gonna trust when it's always dishonor Hate me like Obama And I ain't even gotta run and askin' you the question: God what about my Mama!
Keskin bir çizgi ile çevrili sır Perdenin arkasından Derince ve derince s-sus Kalbin için nişan alıyorum Burası karanlık bir gecenin rengi Gölgeler ile kayboluyorum
Oh sen her zaman aynıydın, aşk senin için bir oyun Kolay ve renkli olduğunu söylüyorsun Neden hep kötü şeyler söylüyorsun? Benden kurtulmaya mı çalışıyorsun?
Kalbim k-kütküt atıyor Gitgide hızlanıyor Senin aksine, k-kütküt atıyor Beni gördüğünde tereddüt etmeye devam ediyorsun Son an'a kadar Gitgide yakınlaşıyor, bu delice Belli belirsiz nişan alınan Rus Ruleti
La-la-la-la-la~ Zaten öylesin La-la-la-la-la~ Senin aksine, kalbim k-kütküt Son an'a kadar Bana Güvenmelisin Senin tatlı Rus Ruleti'nim
Kıvılcım çıkaran bu sırra göz yumamam Butonuna basacağım, beni kabul et Kalbin benimle dolu olabilir Benim için bir hayalsin
Oh hala aşkın oyun olduğunu söylüyorsun Benimle konuşurken sesin titriyor Sen ne yaptığını bilmeyen birisisin Şakacıyken gözlerimin önünden geçip gidiyorsun
Kalbim k-kütküt atıyor Gitgide hızlanıyor Senin aksine, k-kütküt atıyor Beni gördüğünde tereddüt etmeye devam ediyorsun Son an'a kadar Gitgide yakınlaşıyor, bu delice Belli belirsiz nişan alınan Rus Ruleti
La-la-la-la-la~ Zaten öylesin La-la-la-la-la~ Senin aksine, kalbim k-kütküt Son an'a kadar Bana Güvenmelisin Senin tatlı Rus Ruleti'nim
Daha önce böyle derin bir rüya görmemiştin Kalbimi gecenin ışıltısı gibi yapan oyunu Kontrol edemezsin
Kalbim k-kütküt atıyor Gitgide hızlanıyor Senin aksine, k-kütküt atıyor Beni gördüğünde tereddüt etmeye devam ediyorsun Son an'a kadar Gitgide yakınlaşıyor, bu delice Belli belirsiz nişan alınan Rus Ruleti
La-la-la-la-la~ Zaten öylesin La-la-la-la-la~ Senin aksine, kalbim k-kütküt Son an'a kadar Bana Güvenmelisin Senin tatlı Rus Ruleti'nim
